Hey Pomona kids: Do you like jokes? We have great joke books here at PPL (Pomona Public Library). Try these:
Knock Knock! (Who's there?)
Peas. (Peas who?)
Peas to meet you!
And that's how we feel about Pomona's kids and teens. "Peas" come in and meet us. We're fun people who love kids and teens!
-What do people do in clock factories?
Answer: They make faces all day!
We all love a good school joke:
-What animal gets in trouble when it takes a test?
Answer: The Cheetah!
And how about a nice tongue twister?
-The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor
the way the doctoring doctor
wants to doctor the doctor
Not the way the doctored doctor
wants to be doctored.
One of our resident teens advises this: Say "toy boat" many, many times. toyboattoyboattoyboattoyboattoyboat.............. very,very fast!
Sources: Laffin, Ima. Knock Knock Jokes
Lee, Cyl. Really Silly Jokes
Moore, Hugh. School Jokes
Phunny, U.R. Tongue Twisters
What?????? You don't believe these are real authors??? Come in and see!