
Linz, Kathi. "Chickens May Not Cross the Road and Other Crazy (But True) Laws."
Boston, MA: Houghton Mifflin Co., 2002.
Check these out:
From Paulding, Ohio: "Policemen are allowed to bite a dog if they think it will calm the dog down." (What???)
Baltimore, Maryland: "No one may take a lion to a movie theater." (I bet the Fox Theater is happy about that!)
International Falls, Minnesota: "Cats may not chase dogs up telephone poles." ( Okay....)
Santa Ana, California: "You many not swim on dry land." (No problem....)
Connecticut State Law: "A pickle is not to be sold unless it bounces." (Who's going to test them all out???)
Memphis, Tennessee: "No one may drive while asleep." (I'm glad to hear that...)
And of course: Quitman, Georgia: "Chickens may not cross the road."
Come in and check this book out. It really is hilarious and the illustrations make it even more outrageous!
The call number is:
X
348.73
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We have two copies.
See you here at the PPL!!
Joke of the day: Why did the turtle cross the road?
Answer: To get to the shell station! ;)
1 comment:
Hilarious!
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